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‘Wife wanted’ – Rapper Speed Darlington announces qualifications
Rapper Speed Darlington has taken to social media to detail the prerequisites for his future wife.
He outlined that he is seeking a partner who is at least 5 feet, 8 inches tall, with a dark complexion, between the ages of 18 and 23, a graduate from secondary school, and would preferably be a virgin.
According to him, the sought-after qualities include having dark skin, weighing less than 150 pounds, standing at a minimum of 5 feet, 8 inches in height, aged between 18 and 23, possessing excellent listening skills, holding a secondary school diploma, being financially savvy, having a business-oriented mindset, never having traveled to Libya, and ideally being a virgin. However, if that’s not the case, it’s not a deal-breaker. Furthermore, personal hygiene is of utmost importance to him, a substantial lower body count, being fluent in both Igbo and English.
As for what he is offering in return, Speed Darlington listed six plots of land, an associate degree in digital filmmaking, the ability to access the USA, multilingual skills, an 11-bedroom mansion, five bank accounts spread across the globe, a three-bedroom apartment in Lagos, an 18-year-old Mercedes, being a frequent flyer, a decent listener, adept at analyzing and advising, a personal studio, and an excessive number of shirts.
“Look for a wife with: Dark skin, under 150 pounds of weight, at least 5 feet, 8 inches tall, age 18 to 23 years old, a great listener, second school graduate, financial literacy, business minded person, never been to Libya, I prefer a virgin but if you’re not, it’s fine, personal hygiene/cleanliness is very important to me, 46 to 50 inches of ukwu, a person who is fluent in Igbo and English.”
On what he is bringing to the table, Speed Darlington said: “I have: six plots of land, associate degree in digital filmmaking, access to USA, 4 lingual, 11 rooms mansion, five bank accounts worldwide, three rooms apartment in Lagos, 18 years old Mercedes, frequent flyer, medium listener, good analyst and advisor, studio, and more shirts than I need.”
