Lola Omotayo pleads to Gov Ambode to be appointed HACK-A-DICK Comissioner

Written by on December 6, 2017

Reacting to Okorocha’s newly appointed commissioner, Lola Omotayo – Peter Okoye’s wife jokingly pleads with Governor Ambode to appoint her as HACK-A-PENIS Commissioner for Lagos State so she can get rid of unruly penis that are guilty of disorderly conduct. See her post on Instagram below:

 

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“Around mid this year Governor Ambode @akinwunmiambode launched the “Cleaner Lagos Initiative” CLI to tackle the problem of environmental nuisance in this beautiful state of ours. Well as we all know, urinating in public is illegal and not acceptable in most parts of the world but then why should our country be any different and still tolerate this gross behavior? It is no more a case of an emergency….like u really must go. Now it is almost like part of our daily lives.

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A gate man for example guarding a building or home, sits in front and decides hey, let me take a piss! He whips his “prick” out and proceeds to make it rain on your nicely manicured front garden or on your fence with no care in the world who sees him. There is no shame in this pissing game o! Now, since Governor Rochas Okorocha swore in a lady today as HAPPINESS COMMISSIONER I am pleading with Governor Ambode to hire me as HACK-A-PENIS COMMISSIONER for Lagos State. My friends know that my OCD is off the chains so with that role I will ensure that our environment is ride of unruly penises that are guilty of disorderly conduct. I shall walk around streets with a large pair of shears to HACK-A-PENIS that breaks the law”. LOLA FOR COMMISSIONER! LOL!

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#keeplagosclean #respectourenvironment #startwithyourself #nomorepeeinginpublic #itistoxictoourenvironment #thisishome #penispatrol lolaforcommissioner

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Around mid this year Governor Ambode @akinwunmiambode launched the "Cleaner Lagos Initiative" CLI to tackle the problem of environmental nuisance in this beautiful state of ours. Well as we all know, urinating in public is illegal and not acceptable in most parts of the world but then why should our country be any different and still tolerate this gross behaviour? It is no more a case of an emergency….like u really must go. Now it is almost like part of our daily lives. A gateman for example guarding a building or home, sits in front and decides hey, let me take a piss! He whips his "prick" out and proceeds to make it rain on your nicely manicured front garden or on your fence with no care in the world who sees him. There is no shame in this pissing game o! Now, since Governor Rochas Okorocha swore in a lady today as HAPPINESS COMMISSIONER I am pleading with Governor Ambode to hire me as HACK-A-PENIS COMMISSIONER for Lagos State. My friends know that my OCD is off the chains so with that role I will ensure that our environment is ride of unruly penises that are guilty of disorderly conduct. I shall walk around streets with a large pair of shears to HACK-A-PENIS that breaks the law. LOLA FOR COMMISIONWER! LOL! ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿœ๐Ÿžโ›ฐ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿก๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒ‡๐ŸŒ†๐ŸŒ‰โŒ›๐Ÿ•›โ˜”โ˜‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏโœ”โœ”โœ‚๏ธโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ง#keeplagosclean #respectourenvironment #startwithyourself #nomorepeeinginpublic #itistoxictoourenvironment #thisishome #penispatrol #lolaforcommissioner

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